How Do Men Want to Be Satisfied In Bed?
“How Do You Want to Be Satisfied In Bed?”
OK, I know this is not the usual sex advice article that you usually get from Yours Truly, and you’re probably thinking that I overdid this one. The conceptualization of this entry has long been overdue. (Yes, writing reviews about dildos, vibrators and sex toys have been keeping me from accomplishing this; but I’m not saying that I didn’t have fun. By now, I’m sure most of you guys know me already.)
Anyway, I decided to spice things up a bit by going out and about, asking different guys about their opinions on the given topic: “How Do You Want to Be Satisfied in Bed?”
I actually had a great time watching some of them squirm in their seats trying to fabricate sensible output while bathing in pools of sweat. Some were comfortable talking about it, while the rest were obviously trying to put up an egotistic front and being oh-so manly about the subject. Boys will be boys, but we still love them don’t we?
In the end, I was able to gather sufficient data, although most of those were kind of similar. I came into the conclusion that choosing the best and most meaningful answers would be better so as not to bore you with such a long read.
So ladies, here are my top picks. Read carefully and learn!
From a modern Romeo’s point of view….
“Physical and mental aspects play a role in satisfying a man during sex. The main difference is that men are an ego-driven bunch. Whilst a woman likes to be admired, a man will often want to be almost worshipped during sex. Skill on the woman’s part helps of course, but incorporate the act of seemingly endless worship of the man’s member will boost both his ‘caveman pride’, his confidence, and thereby sexual performance; which is a win/win for both of you.”
Toby Gospodarczyk-I.T Specialist
From a happy-go-lucky perspective…
“…blowjob then intercourse.”
Vladimir Breton-Band Vocalist
From the sexually-frustrated…
“Hahaha! Too many words! I’m a man; of course it’s from a man’s perspective, so… I guess I can only be fully satisfied by hot facial expressions, sexy sounds – including unexpected dirty words, a tight pussy that knows how to move as well as the hips, a variety of sexual positions – not just one, using sex toys and multiple parts of the body at once – pussy, hands, mouth to make me feel pleasure. How’s that?”
John Schmidt-Web Developer / Videographer
San Francisco, CA USA
From the religious…
“I find satisfaction when my partner enjoys what I’m doing to her. The point of sexual intercourse is actually for men and women to feel ecstasy at the same time… It’s a foretaste of heaven… That idea came from Pope John Paul II. You might want to check out The Theology of the Body. That would be better than FHM. It will tell you the right way to satisfy each other… Well, sex is a sacred act… Sex isn’t bad… It’s the intent which makes it bad.”
Jules Robertson-Dancer – Theology Student
From the dreamer’s mind…
“Well, submission is fun for a number of men. As for me, I like a woman who takes charge and shows a little dominance. One of my fantasies is to get raped by an attractive woman… just because it’s totally bending the laws of psychology and nature – like the odds of it happening are so unreal…”
From a man who gets “it” at least thrice a week…
“Generally, men are sexually satisfied upon ejaculation, but the level of satisfaction differs. Sometimes, men want to be teased first before going in for the kill, you know what I mean? It’s best to start off with some hot kisses, working the way down… basic foreplay, the works! During sex, I want it slow at first as the speed gradually intensifies. I’m mostly into cream-pies, so I would want my girl to let me ‘rest it inside’ as we cuddle.”